this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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