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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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