It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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