Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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