who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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