i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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