There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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