I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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