So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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