What tipped you off? The sombrero?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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