just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I think I just sharted jello shots
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