At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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