At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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