i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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