being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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