I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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