doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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