The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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