Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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