i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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