i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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