Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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