they need to just BURY HIM!
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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