he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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