in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it's like heaven, but drunker
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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