I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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