You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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