You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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