Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
