This girl is more easily done than said...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
When did angry sex become our thing?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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