I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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