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Puke
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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