All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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