That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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