Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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