Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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