East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize