his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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