yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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