I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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