Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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