How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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