its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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