I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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