She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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