At least make sure they are 18
Why
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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