READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
