Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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