when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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