Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize