using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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