That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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