I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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