Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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