and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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