I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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