sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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