I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You work out of a Hotel?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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